Hey! I Bought 3 T.V.'s!

Maybe not but go read this hilarious credit card prank I found over at Waxy.org. Serious, yet funny.
So now I am sitting in my room with my own, private little bucket of banana pudding! Joy!
The service roads on the other side of 85 actually aren't that bad. Instead of having intersections, the service road just seems to merge on and off the main road ever so often. It is kind of like a weird roller-coaster. They kind of just grind against each other like two Lambada dancers or maybe a pair of tortoise mating. Maybe I should stop with the "kinda likes". I found it to be kinda thrilling to sweep onto and off of the main road without slowing down. But like any other good rollercoaster, it took me a few go arounds before I could do the whole thing with my hands in the air.
I was on my fourth ride when I looked next to me and saw a lady next to me, scared out of her mind. I tried to tell her to relax but she slowed down and got off the ride.
Oh well, "back to the puddin' RUUUDY", as Curious Cosby would say.